trans men are MEN you fools!!!!!!! not girls in a phase! not confused lesbians! gay trans men are gay men! trans men with boobs are men! trans men with long hair and delicate features are men! short young trans men are men! trans men who are gentle and kind and softspoken are men! understand this and move past ur transphobic & toxic masculinity-affected views of what it means to be a man!
this got notes shockingly fast, thank you all. I feel like there are rarely affirmations for trans men, even from people who regularly post trans positivity.
if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
Icon.
don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky
also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams
My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart
While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.
My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.
I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.
My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.
Macklemore used to sleep on my step uncle’s couch and they still talk occasionally
My mums an accountant to the guy that played ned stark, ed sheeran almost stole my friends cat and the lead singer of U2 proposed to my aunt (who rejected him lol)
my dad scored free tickets to a Queen concert from Freddie Mercury himself bc some bozo on the same building job mooned the band and called them names.
