Author: joyem9

freakinfishtank:

lostovae:

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

themysqueera:

themysqueera:

Someone really went out there and wrote the thing

A fake marriage between two best friends because they need money? SIGN ME UP.

I only read the first four chapters, so I don’t really know how the story will unfold, but I’m definitely buying the book. I can’t believe a book was written specially for me.

btw the book is called Marriage of Unconvenience by Chelsea M. Cameron.

List of things in this book:

1. Fake marriage

2. Childhood best friends falling in love

3. Cate Blanchett in suits mention

4. Slow burn

5. They are so ooblivious its painful

6. They share a bed

7. They go live together

8. Did I mention that someone actually went out there and actually published a lesbian fake dating story? I could kiss them.

haprannigan:

xfileslesbian:

shadow-dragoon:

deary0uth:

xfileslesbian:

petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever

my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film and i know exactly what this post is trying to stop

What is it trying to stop?

As a straight white male film major, never has a post brought me from offended to fair enough so quickly