datgurlmacs:

biology-textbook:

buttergay:

oppsitsmeiforgotiexisted:

th3n3v3rs33n:

magick-missile:

caleb-widogastt:

teaboot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

let’s talk about our random links to celebrities!

serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky

also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams

My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart

While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.

My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.

I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.

My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.

Macklemore used to sleep on my step uncle’s couch and they still talk occasionally

My mums an accountant to the guy that played ned stark,  ed sheeran almost stole my friends cat and the lead singer of U2 proposed to my aunt (who rejected him lol)

my dad scored free tickets to a Queen concert from Freddie Mercury himself bc some bozo on the same building job mooned the band and called them names.