baku:

marxvx:

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

if your head is feeling fucked one of the first things you should do is clean your room/living space. it will help you 99% of the time 

a messy/unclean environment makes for a messy/unclean mental environment 

clean ya room. you’ll feel better

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

rebe83:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

thank God hes back. we were so lost without Him.

femoids:

femoids:

consider

brutalism but there’s a shit ton of plants all over the buildings

here’s ecosocialism

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wishem:

critical-perspective:

wishem:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maknaeseaguii:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ego-ann-16:

shittycryptids:

A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers

Op change your URL

@wishem i am begging you

It flies through flexing

@wishem i’m in physical pain

could someone do a gif of this pls?

Wishem granted.

This is

THE BEST ONE YET

HOLY GRANOLA

princesscutsmywrist:

radvillain:

i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head.. do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

kramergate:

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this

witchgays:

virpiablccdnerd:

witchgays:

eternally-eating:

witchgays:

slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros

Theory: great

Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck

homophobia never sleeps

you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

finally a good suggestion. roomba bondage