marshmallow-fireside-keith:

barackobamas:

@ people who aren’t afraid of spiders how does it feel to be gods among mere mortals

I live in New Mexico and it’s the centipedes you have to worry about

canadad:

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

bonkalore:

anubianpagan:

everythingfox:

This is so dramatic

grubwizard:

if your female character doesn’t look like she has lived the life she leads and you can’t get a sense for her actual personality by looking at her because you’re too focused on making her pretty and perfect and palatable it’s bad character design and you should feel bad

giantambushbeetle:

There’s a lot of things I wanted to do in my 20s but “mentally grappling with the reality of living through a worldwide fascist insurgency” wasn’t one of them

whitegirlwhiteiphone:

the only number i want from you is your credit card number