megapope:

oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, you’ll have to be more specific, i’m aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.

jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

wolframalpha:

vanthistuff:

anarchist-bakery:

buzzfeed:

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

@wolframalpha You would tell us everything about that problem, am I right? 

@vanthistuff Indeed we would, & we did. Our amazing devs built us this microsite to help out: https://www.wolframcloud.com/objects/andrews/ChickenWings/home

And if you want the code, check out this notebook!: https://www.wolframcloud.com/objects/andrews/ChickenWings/ChickenWingProblem.nb

the-nothing-maker:

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve
grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes
sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do
the smallest stuff

for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

nicoledatlangin:

6i:

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.

so SO IMPORTANT