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owlmylove:

tilthat:

Finland’s Lapland is home to over twenty thousand reindeer, but with thousands killed every year due to vehicle collisions in the dark, herders now cover the animals’ antlers with a harmless fluorescent paint that glows in the light of oncoming cars but is otherwise invisible. both female and male reindeer in Lapland grow antlers, which they shed in the spring, so a new coating is reapplied in the fall.

thats definitely a god

demareth:

kitsurou:

kitsurou:

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be
weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on
the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie
mercury,”

its 2am

why

Friendship

natural–blues:

littlesweetspaceprince:

bellygangstaboo:

bellygangstaboo:

I am deceased

minor update:

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.

Oops I dropped the site right here use it wisely

trevenant:

thegestianpoet:

trevenant:

trevenant:

Council of gays. Assemble

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

motion passed council adjourned

dankmemeuniversity:

pancakemilkshake:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

robstmartin:

wagecucks:

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

inshadesofgrey:

taylor swift once put guitar riffs in dear john to make it sound like a john mayer song. taylor swift made we are never ever getting back together the most pop-sounding song because jake gyllenhaal despised pop music. taylor swift made the intro to last kiss 27 seconds long because joe jonas broke up with her on a 27 second phone call. taylor swift really is that bitch.

cydril:

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

stability:

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school