I am INCREDIBLY salty that there are no Venom hoodies with like teeth around the hood so putting it on looks like that scene in the movie where Venom takes over Eddie to fuck that one guy up.

i love how the trailer made it look like Venom threw Eddie against the wall in the bathroom but in reality, Eddie’s just a dumb bitch who knocked himself out all on his own

Venom (2018)

mg-028:

Venom: Eddie is a bitch and I like him so much.

visible-ghost:

Broke: Venom is about an evil alien and should have been a horror movie.

Woke: Venom is basically just “What do you want to eat?” “THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!” “A bagel.” “NO.” “Two bagels.”

Super Woke: Venom is just “Tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fUCKIN SCARED OF HIM” base-boosted.

pinenuttrekkie:

film critics seeing that everyone loves the venom (2018) movie

rosecoloredmarvel:

Venom: we only have 69 cents

Eddie: you know what that means

Venom crying: we don’t have enough money for tater tots

kangseulris:

venom: can we get ice cream

eddie: what did anne say

venom: she said no

eddie: then why are you asking me

venom: bc she’s not the boss of us

eddie, internally: This Is A Trap This Is A Trap This Is A Trap This Is A Trap

aurelia-tepes:

Eddie: *exists*

Venom:

gravastellar:

Venom: jump

Eddie: *pushes elevator button*

Venom: pussy

skiplo-wave:

Eddie: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.

Venom: Who’s coming over?

Eddie: No one. We’re cleaning for us.

Venom: But we already know we live like this.