visible-ghost:

Broke: Venom is about an evil alien and should have been a horror movie.

Woke: Venom is basically just “What do you want to eat?” “THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!” “A bagel.” “NO.” “Two bagels.”

Super Woke: Venom is just “Tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fUCKIN SCARED OF HIM” base-boosted.