beyoncescock:

this guy told me to hide my (sanitary) pads because its making him uncomfortable so i told him “maybe i should give you one because i feel like punching your nose”

memesonthehour:

sneasels:

pushed the button behind the poster and discovered team rockets secret hideout below claire’s

chrissongzzz:

if I can’t be weird with you then wtf

egberts:

the surgery was a success…… u are now a walking wifi hotspot…..

hxrrymybae:

no more toxic friendships or relationships, only toxic by britney spears.