lasrina:

marveladdicts:

Five Minutes Earlier

Thor: Ah, I’m so delighted that our friends are enjoying their revels!

Steve: Yeah, heh, almost makes me wish I could still get drunk.

Thor: …What.

Steve: Oh, you didn’t know? The whole super-serum thing, it means I can’t get drunk on alcohol anymore like a regular human.

Thor: …

Steve: Haven’t even been buzzed since 1943.

Thor: I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO AID YOU IN THIS, MY FRIEND.

Steve: What, no, I didn’t actually mean–

Thor: HEIMDALL, OPEN THE BIFROST!