lgbt checklist
- non professional haircuts
- inappropriate foot ware
- shirt way 2 small or way 2 big
- had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
- public transit
- substance abuse
- intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
- fuck cops
- bad memory
- utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
- violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
- never fucking going to the doctor
- UTIs
- everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
- maturity at a young age
- flannel
im sneakie.
im clever.
im shiftie.
im goblin.
And?
and im comin.
please dont
stabses you
im Scared
Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
my wife: i’m leaving you
me: why?
my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can’t take it anymore
me, quietly: lawful evil behavior
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