whore4batfam:

whore4batfam:

seeing someone’s work on ao3 after seeing their username on tumblr is like seeing your friend dressed up in formalwear when 2 hours ago they were eating pizza in their sweats on your couch

and then when you see a writer who you know mainly from ao3 on tumblr it’s like running into the local news anchor at the grocery store
you know who they are but they’ve never seen you before

shatterstag:

discourser-of-kruphix:

hentairobot:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

jaiwareham:

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

You’re Not Wrong

littleplatypusworld:

I prefer being lonely than begging for love.

cmder:

cmder:

math isn’t particularly hard it’s just taught terribly for the most part

and it’s a shame because a lot of the thought processes behind it can be useful in every day life, but we’ve gotten so obsessed with this excuse of hyper specificity, that well, you just get through it, instead of learning it, even though you’re paying for it most of the time

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

white people are monsters lmfao

anyway tear gas is actually a fucking nerve agent that can absolutely kill you and even though governments think its cool to spray it on kids the geneva convention disagrees

i’ve been thinking about this all day. speaking as a person who has been tear gassed to hell and back i wouldn’t fucking wish that sensation on my worst enemy let alone CHILDREN. it’s beyond words. don’t believe people when they tell you it’s for crowd control. it’s not. it’s to make crowds PANIC. it’s to make you fear for your life. it’s to make you feel like you’re dying. it can trigger panic attacks and asthma attacks in young people and heart attacks in the elderly. it’s fucking unconscionable is what it is and every single government who uses it should be shamed for eternity

lena-zorel:

I can’t believe Jameela ended the kardashians

dottiep:

futureblackwakandan:

femmetops:

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff