worldsworstfather:

if someone irl called me a muggle i think i might actually kill them

richardgoranski:

If i spell baby like “babey” you gotta read it like “baybeeeeeee”

problackgirl:

me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

homotologist:

itsaroosterteeththing:

mochachocolatteyaya:

That’s all you need

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

crystalqueer:

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

basement-prussia:

perhalta:

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

enye-word:

wordcubed:

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

bruh that was your landlord

tsunderestimated:

justice-shota:

tsunderestimated:

I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS

Well it’s probably cold now