I Hear That’s Good
That’s all you need
Piss off a short person and you’ll see
me: 🙂
target self checkout security camera: you look like this
me: 😦
I nut fast so we can get back to cuddling.

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
5 times you didn’t die and one time you did
i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day
Anyone making winter memes yet? ❄️☕
via reddit.com
You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?




