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homotologist:

itsaroosterteeththing:

mochachocolatteyaya:

That’s all you need

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

barbieprivilege:

me: 🙂

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: 😦

shootmeadub:

creamynut:

I nut fast so we can get back to cuddling.

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

averagefairy:

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

venusisfortransbians:

Anyone making winter memes yet? ❄️☕

docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL famous playwright Henrik Ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, “On the contrary!”

via reddit.com

You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?