theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

chance4choice:

We stan the original stan

pietriarchy:

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

runningracingdancingchasing:

Seriously, if you find a post of mine that was flagged, please tell me so I can get it reviewed!

huxnothugs:

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.