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amazing-jase:

johnfreesiins:

ryanccole:

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

holyshit

it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

femmetwink:

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

microtear:

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

musiconthewind:

How is no one talking about how lgbtq content is usually marked more sexual than cishet content of the same exact acts and material? Even content that isn’t inherently sexual. This ban is going to decimate lgbtq content on this site.

maggiemae873:

madgods-blessings:

midcub:

blitzkriegfritz:

coolmanfromthepast:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

some info on bees and wasps

I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee. They’re usually pretty chill.

And dirt daubers are bros.

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

I’ve been mercilessly killing paper wasps and now I feel terrible 😭

I thought they were like yellow jackets!!! I wanna apologize to all the innocent paper wasps I’ve crushed!!!

yeah then there’s the tarantula hawk, which is a type of spider wasp, because of course that’s a thing.

so yanno. that’s pleasant.

a dude researching them described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations.”

good times.