Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
hey give birds antlers
But what if they get stuck in the trees
alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree
What if they landed on each other’s antlers
stack em
i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy
Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

no time for that karl…
*Gordon Ramsey voice*
Finally, a good f**king meme
It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good
me: *follows a tag*
tumblr: you want to see the same post you already liked and reblogged 27 times on your dash today? you want to see that post again despite already clicking the little x on it? ur a bitch?
*clicks the x*
Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?
*unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*slides to unlock*
battery 43%

Sorry but when Frodo is going thru it and Sam is like, “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you” thts love
I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.



