speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

scotchtapeofficial:

thebootydiaries:

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

the corn just did that

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

hustlerose:

you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit 

antifajasontodd:

captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business

blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.

captain america: no

thesymbolofpeace:

wyd

tariqah:

gekkos:

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

noleave:

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”