fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

setheverman:

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

adeadfreelancer:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

ineedtostopchangingmyusername:

lawbreaker13:

dreamsanddabs:

lawbreaker13:

hzs-modblog:

little-rat-bastard:

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

@big-kaiju

luffykun3695:

whatbigotspost:

This kinda shit makes me simultaneously feel “the bar is too low” and also “but we still have to say this shit because LOOK AT THE STATE OF AFFAIRS WE ARE IN.”

I’m tired.

It scares me that women are reinforcing this because it means that they expect to be abused by men and are dismissing it as a part of growing up.

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.