I like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕
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Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
he was on that all women are queens wave before yall knew what the ocean was
any directors making movies about high schoolers having sex n shit should like die
DAD JOKE
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU
you soggy lamp
Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol
^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol
^ and states. Colorado? Nevada?
Imagine believing whites are the rightful owners of a bunch of places they cant even pronounce properly
I’m…I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
Hey op?
BEST POST ON TUMBLR
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities
good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window
me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES
a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad
Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:
