Mom asked for a bandage this morning and I gave her a Strawberry Shortcake one so all day when people ask her about it she’s gonna say “Oh, My daughter gave it to me.” and the people are gonna respond “Aww, how old is she?” and mom is gonna go “27.”
not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up
