lynchbrothers:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

justforsmiles:

justforsmiles:

Mental health first, everything else will follow.

Today is World Mental Health Day. Be good to one another. Your feelings and emotions are valid and they matter. Please take care of yourself and talk to someone if you need to. Mental illness is NOT a personal failure. You’re important and you are not alone. 

nickfuryssupersuit:

oh my gosh

radicalmercy:

me when i remember how much i hate banksy but then he does something kinda legit funny:

scoobydoosuggestion:

Scrappy you’re not going to get anymore Scooby snacks if you keep being racist

lbsy:

company: finally we can diversify our line of products! this will hopefully increase profit and-

reviewers who haven’t bought the product:

tired-n-trash:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

thevioletsunflower:

teathattast:

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently.

In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

tragicpunk:

not me but someone probably has

tvguts: