depression-memes:

itsagifnotagif:

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we’re not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you’re so fucked up for making me do this

Again not funny. Also your url is ugly

bears-official:

gigi-tastic:

typhoidmeri:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

n-a-blue-box:

11213372:

docwithtardisfez:

wildlifewednesdays:

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

Tony Stark gets stabbed and wakes up in hospital like ‘god damn did they miss a vital organ again why can’t they just fucking KILL M-’

Peter Parker, sitting by his bedside: Mr Stark pls :(((

Tony:

Peter: :(((((((((((

Tony: .. I’m sorry kid I didn’t mean it I love the monotonous repetition of existence really