garashirs:

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

werbly:

slavery:

What if your Uber drive threw a flash bang in the backseat

i would open my mouth and I would catch it in my teeth and I would swallow it whole

royaltics:

When you are going to fail an exam but can’t stay away from tumblr

lunaaltare:

im starting the sex negative movement y’all r way too horny and way too proud of being that horny

partyyghost:

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.