why are there bruises on my knees
i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
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Me: OH YEAH SOMEONE REBLOGGED MY POST. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEIR TAGS ON IT!
Me: Oh, they didn’t add any tags.
catch me at the tavern in this set & the town nobles are bald!! gagging on their pheasant and peas!
If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain
Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
A psychiatrist specialized in gamers
This is supposed to be humorous, but if it works to keep him alive, then it works.
Sometimes preventing suicide simply means reminding people that there are things worth living for and that is anything that makes you happy.
Halo 3 was really important for me in this way. I had to finish the fight.
Half-Life 3?
grants you immortality
Having shit to look forward to is absolutely the way people stay alive.
All people.
Like, it’s scientifically proven.
Having concrete anticipations also gives you a solid reference point against which you can check your mental health status.
The way I knew I had slipped from morbid ideation to suicide risk was when I realized that the release date of kingdom hearts 3 wasn’t enough to make me leave a bottle of hydrocodone alone. The moment of recognition that something I had been dreaming of for 14 years wasn’t enough motivation to make it through the night was how I knew I needed an intervention.
Video games just happen to have concerts dates and strong reactions from people. They’re an excellent and accessible tool.
This is… not wrong.
ayup, that absolutely works, and is valid. it produces the desired outcome of experiencing things you want to experience.
If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain
Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
A psychiatrist specialized in gamers
This is supposed to be humorous, but if it works to keep him alive, then it works.
Sometimes preventing suicide simply means reminding people that there are things worth living for and that is anything that makes you happy.
Halo 3 was really important for me in this way. I had to finish the fight.
Half-Life 3?
grants you immortality
Having shit to look forward to is absolutely the way people stay alive.
All people.
Like, it’s scientifically proven.
Having concrete anticipations also gives you a solid reference point against which you can check your mental health status.
The way I knew I had slipped from morbid ideation to suicide risk was when I realized that the release date of kingdom hearts 3 wasn’t enough to make me leave a bottle of hydrocodone alone. The moment of recognition that something I had been dreaming of for 14 years wasn’t enough motivation to make it through the night was how I knew I needed an intervention.
Video games just happen to have concerts dates and strong reactions from people. They’re an excellent and accessible tool.
This is… not wrong.
ayup, that absolutely works, and is valid. it produces the desired outcome of experiencing things you want to experience.
“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“
🎥:
ur device do me an STARTLE gonna hav 2 monchet
Awe, it’s Mana.
Life’s a hoe and Death, well Death is actually a sweetheart.
It’s just another day escorting people to the Afterlife.
Seriously, why do people think I’m so bad? Would you rather find your way there yourself, or would you rather have someone be with you? I can’t exactly die, but I’m assuming it’s pretty lonely.
—-
“Car crash. Looks like he died pretty quickly. Poor guy, he was young, too.”
As I greet the soul, I’m expecting the usual mix of terror and grief. Death does seem pretty traumatic after all.
“Oh, thank God. I was afraid I was being greeted by the doctor that rescued me or something.”
“Wait… what? You’re not… scared?”
“Scared, are you kidding? Life is a bitch. If it wasn’t for you, I’d still have to pay my student loans.”
