I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
I was playing the Spiderman video game and decided to restart it. When I did, the game said, “You have unlocked a new ability!” And it was just Spiderman getting a gun.
How did a grown-ass adult accuse a child of sexual assault?
Teresa Klein was in a new york bodega buying 2 bags of kitty litter when the 9 year old walked by. Klein claimed the boy sexually assaulted her by grabbing her ass, and called the cops.
the cops viewed the bodega cameras and saw the 9 year old was wearing a bulky backpack and brushed her as he passed by. But Klein turned around and started screaming at the mother and the 9 year old, and people in the bodega started filming her yelling and calling the cops. Other customers can be heard in the footage confronting Klein, with one woman telling her, “Nobody wants to touch your flat ass.”
i love the way women talk… every woman has their own fun expressions and mannerisms we have FUN with it men all talk the same
in actual honesty there’s tons of research on how women are linguistic innovators (one example: a study conducted about language changes in english from 1417 to 1681 found that 11 out of the 14 changes they studied were led by young girls, and the 3 remaining linguistic changes were linked to men’s greater access to education) and you can still see that all the time because women talk so distinctively and so fun like you can see young women leading linguistic change all around you
