Guys, I think we have a winner 😂😂😂😂

The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun 🙂 🙂 I’m sure you’ll all do fine 🙂 Your Swiss roll is so lovely 🙂 🙂 🙂 Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*

Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart

thats my right boob tho

babe

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

sjw-bot:

in retrospect, yikes

kingjaffejoffer:

tynekabeeka:

linrenzo:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LNFAOOOOOOOO

lmao

ethereal-tit:

poordork:

find me this icon

And tell him our wedding date

milky-way-real-estate:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

purple-dawn:

that looks old. today it would be

The end of the world is so sad Alexa play Despacito

writing tip #2081:

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

gr8writingtips:

gr8writingtips:

conversations are a lot like teeth. you can only have so many

ok but real talk this is actually true tho my english teacher advised me to shorten my dialog

sodomymcscurvylegs:

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN