Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.
#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????
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Favorite porn stars?
ah, my followers, they can ignore me or they can send me this kind of asks, but there’s nothing between that, amazing

I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move just stretch his neck to look over
except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks
why do i find this cute as fuck?

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings
Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™
This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.
Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯_(ツ)_/¯ every day.
Ah the ever elusive ¯_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.