HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
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I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed
the first time i saw this post i thought it said 4:30AM and i had no trouble believing that, either

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

I took Bitsy to a fancy pet food store today and she turned her nose up at a sample of their gluten-free/organic/virgin-blessed/Kosher-certified/$150-a-bag dog food then immediately ate a beetle off the floor
This is fucking terrifying
big nope
I would’ve been so shook
Awww whale.
Whale I didn’t see that coming
it would’ve scared the fuck out of me holy shit that’s big
So for anybody who doesn’t know, that ring of bubbles you see coming up before the humpback does is a “net” that the whale creates by swimming in a circle and blowing the bubbles from its blowhole. The bubble net disorients the krill/small fish/whatever and corrals them into one spot so that the whale can lunge up and feed as you see it doing. It’s most often done cooperatively in groups, and a whole bunch of whales will lunge up at once.
In other news that is one deep harbor, holy shit.
I wish their was sound


