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ayellowbirds:

silenceofthememes:

ampervadasz:

Loooooooong

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

prokopetz:

hielario:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I had a dream last night where I was watching a high school comedy on Netflix, and the protagonist’s horrible secret was that he was really a collection of random woodland creatures being directed by a fungal hive-mind. He was terrified that people would discover what he really was, mostly because he thought it would ruin his chances of scoring a date. The film’s narrative did not at any point address why folks didn’t just notice straight away that he was obviously a pile of squirrels roughly fashioned into the shape of a human.

More fuzzily remembered details:

  • It wasn’t just squirrels – I clearly remember that the protagonist’s “legs” were raccoons, and I seem to recall that there was a badger somewhere in the mix, too
  • Each woodland creature’s membership in the hive-mind was denoted by a perfectly formed mushroom perched atop its head, Earthbound style
  • In spite of forming a unitary consciousness, the woodland creatures were also individually capable of thought and speech, and would often criticise each others’ performance
  • There was also a bear that was a member of the same hive-mind, but didn’t participate in the masquerade on account of being too large; I don’t recall whether the bear actually did anything plot-relevant, or whether it was just there

Why the hell did the fungal hive-mind want a date. 

Because it was the protagonist of a high school comedy. Obviously.

pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again – 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS