My friend: *irreverant reference nobody could ever possibly understand*
Me:
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build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.
yeah i’m a lesbian
loving
every
single
girl
always
nngjjdjdjgjskgkkd
when i made this i literally didn’t even realize i misspelled lesbian as “lesgan” what the fuck?? what the fuck??
Wlw culture is not being able to spell
this is the funniest addition thank you
i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock
as our goddess intended
yeah man

guy:
do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck





