u know when you’re texting an older person and u have to compromise your own integrity by using an emoji that goes straight against your moral code just so they’ll know you’re 😁 joking
hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work
They were preparing us for the biggest clown of all
People who dont attend university get to live their lives never fully understanding how terrible every single heterosexual frat guy business major is. I envy this bliss
LIKE. Listen.
High school fuckboys and jocks are annoying and assholes at worst, but at least they still live with their families and are in the limited social environment of a high school.
Imagine taking one of those, and isolating them in a large house with only other dickhead guys for years, with unlimited access to alcohol and usually an excess of money. Like. Imagine the WORLDS most pampered high school jock, living in an alcohol filled echo chamber of republicanism, weird cultlike community behavior, and rampant misogynistic culture.
The short-term dream is to be in the live-action Mulan. Of course I would want to be Mulan, but I’d play Peasant No. 2 if I had to. I think if you cut my hair, I could also look enough like a dude to play the dragon. I am willing to break that barrier for a dream to come true.
chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better
if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune
if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die
if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can
