NOW BITCH
Author: joyem9
quick! photoshop my face onto a pumpkin and make the whole thing PINK, I need an October icon
legends only!!!
Ouch
Bucky: is there another word for horny but not in a sexual way
Bucky: like I’m horny for Halloween
Bucky: but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin, you know?
You:……do you mean excited?
Person: Halloween isn’t until the end of October there’s no need to get excited about it yet
Me on September 30th, ready to get spooky at 12am Oct 1st:
your-heart-has-spoken-so-let-go:
thatfunnyblog:
We found you
potterheads, grab your wands
whovians, hop in your TARDISes
supernatural fans, get the shotguns
sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals
tributes, knock an arrow
avengers fans, assemble
lotr fans, unsheath Sting
we’ve got a few people to track down
Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?
Gleeks, grab your slushies
Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels
Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.
NCIS fans, grab your gear.
Castle fans, alakazam that jackass
The Last Airbender fans master your bending
Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.
Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.
BVB Army, get on your warpaint.
Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.
VE! Coven, show your fangs.
Directioners, get the fucking glitter
beliebers,get the supras.
Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.
Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.
Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.
Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..
Naruto fans, grab your kunai
Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto
Homestucks get your Strife Specibus
no fucking way its the actual post
I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes
this is one of the worst posts on tumblr













