joyem9

overherewiththequeers:

overherewiththequeers:

castielcampbell:

jaydenthorne:

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall. And I stand corrected, she was 37.

Damn

hotmeat89:

greetings to any and all thots

robynsfentys:

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

helloitsbees:

1000drawings:

life after death
by Justin McElroy

*sees art* oh wow this is so cool, i really like it

*sees artist’s name* now hold on,

terriblygrimm:

spectralarchers:

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

chuckdrawsthings:

mood swings

theartofangirling:

how you think fic writers look when we read comments:

versus how we really look when we read comments:

animentality:

John Mulaney comparing Donald Trump to a horse in a hospital is literally one of the most side-splittingly hilarious and disturbingly accurate metaphors I have ever heard.

popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me: