Wow have you ever seen something cuter
Author: joyem9
“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” – John Krasinski
him big
Chocolate loaf
pumpkin bread
HES WONDERFUL
I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.
Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!
Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!
Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!
Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.
Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!
Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!
Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo
It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.
Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!
We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!
Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids
We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person
Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul
We have standards
Stop
👏trying
👏to
👏get
👏skeletons
👏to
👏do
👏the
👏skeleton
👏dance
most of us are just too tired
Stop 👏 trying
👏 to
👏 make
👏mummies
👏 unwrap
👏
what’s under our bandages is none of your business.
Stop👏trying👏to👏make👏zombies👏dance👏to👏thriller
we’re not the best at dancing we fall apart sometimes
me before giving a bj
*tapping* is this thing on?
when we snuck my grammy out of her rehabilitation center to bring her to taco bell
