Author: joyem9

bathroom-sand:

doesvenomisgay:

EVERYBODY WANNA ACT SUPPRISED ABOUT THE KISS SCENE IN THE VENOM MOVIE

EDDIE BROCK HAS BEEN FUCKING THE SYMBIOTE SINCE THE COMICBOOKS CATCH UP

When it was the Shape of Water no one was acting surprised! When it was Beauty and the Beast no one was surprised! But the second a man wants to stick his dick in a gooey monster it’s weird

juliuscaesarofficial:

if you actually played a soulmate au straight it would be super fucking hilarious

like w the names? youre telling me it wouldnt end up like w horses? people aiming for the most unique possible name to ensure their kid finds their soulmate? like white people names might almost make sense w that in mind

or first words? like no one would be willing to recite Customer Service spiels from the get go, basic greetings would probably be somewhat limited and only really expected by people who found their soulmate. half of meeting people in a group would just be everyone making sure to address one another directly w some random ass bullshit like “toes are my favorite animal”

first touch activates telepathic bond or whatever? either everyone touches eachother or everyone avoids tough. some inbetween of course but this is humanity were talking abt

i love me some schmoopy romance but lbr any of this shit in whatever universe would shape culture wildly and theres no way it would be nearly so recognizable as wed expect them to be

teradoration:

Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:

“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”

“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”

“I love the globular shape of your skull.”

“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”

kanafinwhy:

kanafinwhy:

You’ve heard of “shaped like a friend” but have you considered

  • Shaped like a FOE
  • Shaped like a former bitter rival turned uneasy ally in the fight
    against a greater mutual enemy, the two of you perpetually circling each
    other, always walking a delicate line between petty bickering, stabbing each
    other in the back, and pushing each other against the wall and making
    out passionately