curiooftheheart:

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

ukulelekatie:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

gillianmurphy:

gillianmurphy:

being attracted to older women like, am i attracted to her because she’s hot??? because she’s probably unobtainable?? is it my mommy issues????? anyways, i love a milf

therapists don’t interact

mutie-menace:

spidermanwlw:

mcu peter take notes

peter said fuck work

whitestmexicanyouwillknow:

tenfandoms:

timesarehardfornewsies:

girls-who-love-stars:

lostenemies:

list of men i trust:

• john mulaney
• andy samberg

• Terry Crews

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

john cena

Nick offerman

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese!!!!

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

Tonight we dine like kings

@imabugandsoareyou

wahoorat:

wahoorat:

wahoorat:

here i come!!!!!! 

shlap shlap shlap

shlap shlap shlap shlap

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

planetgirl00:

yassmines:

street fashion is u wear any dam thing n take a picture of urself slouching