netherstray:

vampires420:

vampires420:

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

sectonia:

givemethefrenchfries:

givemethefrenchfries:

out there there’s a bible fandom that draws cutesy drawings of jesus and his pals reenacting vines and stuff

There’s a group of fan nuns out there cosplaying Jesus and his friends doing freaky shit on musically

hey uh please explain if this is fact or theory

epx:

i spared your life on a whim, nothing more. *spongebobs shoes squeaking as he walks away*

ave-boy:

graynard:

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

alteamo:

Me, banging my hand on the ground: HADES TAKE YOUR GIRL BACK ALREADY IT’S HOT AS BALLS

joshpeck:

turing-tested:

sorry for being blasphemous on main or whatever

me during confession