*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
Author: joyem9
this is uber. am outside
that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is
Plankengasse, 1010 Wien
Found it
I found it too!
Bitch me too THE FUCK
bucket list
I go to Vienna in 2 days. I know what I’m doing
Me: *understands exactly what He said/meant*
Also me:
cats literally learned how to meow just so they could chat with us how dare u disrespect them
interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal
Keanu:
Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:
“So, is xe a good kisser?”
“I. W-what? I don’t. I mean. How would I know? I. I mean.”
“That good, huh? Nice.”
“Shut up.”
