Author: joyem9

feministism:

snorlaxatives:

if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms

allfrogsarefriends:

egberts:

so like, i really and truly have no idea how to “correctly” dm a dnd game. yesterday i made my friends go through this forest full of puzzles and every time they came across a puzzle i made them play $1 games i got at the dollar tree. if they won first or did good i gave them a sticker and then when they finally escaped the forest they leveled up equivalent to the amount of stickers they got.

I dont understand. that sounds like the correct way to dm a dnd game

mutantapologist:

Not to be like “we live in a society” but I think a lot of people’s mental health would be significantly less fucked if they didn’t have to function in a system that forces them to think about their value as a human being as based on how productive they are/how much money people can make off them

philscatwhiskers:

a-french-guardsman:

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

aquilacalvitium:

Me: *Walks through leaves*

Leaves: *crunch*

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