Cracks me up every time I read this.
Author: joyem9
Hmmm let’s learn to tell people that we’re upset with why we’re upset with them instead of being passive aggressive and expecting them to guess. Let’s learn to healthily communicate our anger/disappointment instead of dragging things out over days and weeks and breaking our own hearts and spiraling when people can’t read our minds and take the steps we think appropriate to reconcile the conflict.
Our moods are not as obvious as we think they are.
Listen I love Z Nation but are you trying to tell me that a baby. A baby. A baby that can’t walk or crawl or whatever dies, turns and now suddenly it’s fucking flash. Nuh uh. Nope. Ridiculous. Rejected.
that feeling when you’re putting your makeup on and see yourself transform from 1 to a solid 1.5
At least you get half a can of soda.
JK Rowling`s Harry Potter Revenge on Stephen Fry.
Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.
A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment then said “no”, and hung up.
The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.
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90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy
me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting
this is such a cool set up tho, i want this for my cats
I really want to make a cat jungle gym for our kitties
