when u get read by a close friend
on something youre sensitive about
Author: joyem9
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
I’m gonna pitch a show as “like Game of Thrones but even more gritty and realistic” and then it’s nothing but a baron handling land estimates and organizing road repairs and stuff. There’ll be an entire episode about how a peasant gets brought to court for letting milk cattle graze on communal pastureland even though it’s supposed to be reserved for draft animals.
Yes.
is it just me or do you guys do homework or write a paper and end up taking a “whos your celebrity look alike” quiz at 3 in the morning?
where do you even find these quizzes at 3 am!??!?!
i productively spent my homework time into compiling my fave quizzes:
- whos your celebrity look alike
- only 2% of Harry Potter fans get 100% on this
- how much of a perfectionist are you
- only true “friends” fan will ace this
- your zodiac sign base on your personality
***bonus***
- find out why you’re single
- can you pass this high school sex ed quiz
- what kind of kisser are you
- how kinky are you
- find out if you have a dirty mind
youre welcome
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
No bro this isn’t a date listen bro
It’s bruhnch
Straya.
“My cat out here just handing out my digits”
-my coworker on facebook
me: *wakes up and immediately reads the latest garfield strip in the newspaper*
me, laughing audibly: FUNNY!
me: *goes back to sleep for the next 23 hours and 57 minutes*
