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floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

memereposts:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

pinkdementors:

jrpg:

phoneus:

jacgayline:

This isnt even true theres always a chance u weenies

it’s never too late

when u make the gradual process to get better and achieve ur dreams

when u see positive posts like these on the dash and get inspired to pursue your goals

curseworm:

its wild how basically every conspiracy theory you can think of is at most like two steps removed from antisemitic fearmongering

rawandblue:

biologydyke:

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

ignorance:

via weheartit

lukemeintheeye:

thechubbynerd:

The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.

The bag looks like it’s smiling