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lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

claraschinman:

my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer

nonbinary-safe-haven:

Dysphoria: you know what would be great???

Me: yeah?????

Dysphoria: not having a fucking body!!!!

Me: ……I don’t think-

Dysphoria: n o p h y s i c a l f o r m

sunfortune:

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end

me reading that shit at 15:

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excessively-english-little-b:

valentineart89:

whoreablejewess:

babyanimalgifs:

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) – they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

justaprettycoolkeychain:

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

egberts:

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

rocktheholygrail:

just-shower-thoughts:

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive