joyem9

mamoru:

kraftykrak3n:

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks.

You know too much.

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i realized that Cisco’s logo does not only represent an electromagnet but also, the San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge

joetrohmanz:

Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming, Did it’s people want too much, too? Did it’s people want too much?

acegodzilla:

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

nowletsfixthismess:

The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.

peteseeger: