Author: joyem9
Greatest personal achievement?
Well the bloody Prime Minister of Australia personally blocked me on twitter so you know… there’s that.
It’s OK. I’ve got Julie Bishop on the case.
idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen
Just a reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today:
You matter. You’re important. You’re loved. And your presence on this earth makes a difference whether you see it or not.
Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. Always. 💙
same energy:
i realized that the Krusty Krab
is a crab and lobster trap
my childhood is ruined
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something
Freaky Friday (2003), dir. Mark Waters
A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in the other’s eyes. When what you see is what you lack then selfless love will change you back.
Here’s a tip
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork






