joyem9

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

lullabyknell:

Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something.

Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read?

Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read.

Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this?

Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications.

Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-

Me: …

Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing?

Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that.

Me: …

Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first.

jade-suture:

Please do not use words like policeman or police woman use gender-neutral terms like “tools of the capitalist Bourgeois” and “enemies of the people”

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necrophilofthefuture:

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

sleepsong:

politics in 2018 are wild

turing-tested:

opening a cold can of coke and guzzling at such high speeds that you struggle to breathe is right up there with climbing stairs on all fours when it comes to animalistic urges