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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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cellobeer:

purplepiercedpeopleeater:

commonly-used-penis-jokes:

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing

internetdumpsterfires:

Facebook grab of the day.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

officialmysticunicorn:

Ive been eating peanut mnms in hope that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts i can get my revenge

this post started out so normal

lord-kitschener:

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

freyamikaelsson:

sunrisejared:

“I didn’t mind the ship but then some shippers happened”
— a novel by me

“I didn’t mind the character but then some stans happened”
— the sequel

straightboyfriend:

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored

poorlymadehuman:

sappling:

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth
also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

mood

evooob: