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snatchr:

Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this

You did this.

in!! the mood!! to kiss!!!

the-king-skeleton:

unocculting:

tradchad:

unocculting:

tradchad:

I could use this for when I go to the shooting range

lmao.. now that you mention it

this would proably work well as liquid chalk when you lift too

gamers. rise up.

is this gamer goo harvested from free range gamers? is this cruelty free gamer goo?

shoot your gamer goo my dude

littlepieceofgreatness:

BIG MOOD

sadtaterchip:

I could literally watch this for 60 years

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donnie-lewinsky:

luisonte:

Y luego a gomitar

When you’re trying to give your mom a heart attack

veronox:

tindershwinder:

Not all heroes wear capes

Thot

PATROLLED

v1als:

fakehistory:

American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)

i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.